Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Lady Ninja

Alright.
So, my character is a female ninja and over the Christmas holiday I received a free 2 month membership at netflix. I'm browsing through the movies and I see a movie called Kunoichi: Lady Ninja (1998).

Here is the description.

Trained as assassins and skilled in sorcery, evil lord Akinari Katou's "7 Spears" dominate the Aizu prefecture and take its most beautiful young women as concubines. Years later, their progeny -- seven daughters, led by Yuko Moriyama -- seek out the sword-master Jubei Yagyuu to help them discover their own power and exact revenge on Katou and his minions.

Cool!
So I rent it and my wife and I are all set to sit down a be engulfed in ninja action.
What we got was an action movie that is more closer to a comedy than action. Throw in the fact that almost all the women had sexual powers and you have this movie. I couldn't believe how bad this was. It was so bad that I actually started to like it.

For instance, how can you not like a ninja who when she gets... well... Excited, she shoots a big energy blast out of her face that blows off peoples fingers. Or, who can't resist the lovable toad-like warrior that can rip his own eyes out of their sockets and grow another version of himself. Don't forget about the ninja woman who can absorb any energy between her legs and shoot it out of her mouth. How can you not love these characters. I admit, I did enjoy the "nipple shockwave," but oh man this film is bad.

Wait... This just in. There are more movies in this series. I've got to find them.

Holy crap!! Watching this movie made me feel like I smoked a dooby while standing on my head and reciting the Greek alphabet.

If you've seen this movie, you gotta comment.

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2 Comments:

At 12:09 PM, Blogger saltygirl said...

best line of the movie: "haha! that's hilarious1" when nothing really was hilarious.

i still wanna know what they meant by "whore-y virgin."

 
At 7:34 PM, Blogger Kunoichi Terminator said...

Glad to know you like Lady Ninja. It is a great movie, isn't it?

You can see more pictures of other lady ninja movies at http://bladeak.blogspot.com/2006/03/kunoichi-chronicles-series_17.html
http://bladeak.blogspot.com/2006/02/master.html
http://bladeak.blogspot.com/2006/02/movie-hunting.html
http://bladeak.blogspot.com/2006/02/black-and-white.html
http://bladeak.blogspot.com/2006/02/wild-ninja.html
http://bladeak.blogspot.com/2006/02/red-shadow.html

 

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